About Me​

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Ryan was born in the warm bosom of our family’s homeland, but was cruelly ripped away as a toddler and forced to relocate all of his toys to Columbus, Ohio which is neither warm nor very bosomy. Ryan was dragged to a new state approximately every two years for the rest of his childhood, presumably because Bob was trying to stay ahead of local authorities on charges ranging from petty larceny to invicto ovis aries (inappropriate contact with a sheep). 

 

Ryan bravely broke this cycle in 1994 when he went off to college to make his fortune. Within 6 months he had joined a Fraternity, broken at least 3 different noise statutes, and had his watch stolen by some girl from Delta Gamma.

 

Ryan bravely broke the cycle again in 1996 when he attended a different college halfway across the country, which really seemed like the best thing for everybody. He graduated without further (documented) incident, and embarked on a largely uninteresting career.

 

Ryan currently resides in Fort Worth, Texas. He is happily married to his amazing wife Tiffany, who frankly could do better but Ryan sure as hell isn’t going to tell her that. They have 4 kids (Miles, Autumn, Matthew, Penny), a dog (Lincoln), two cats (Sunny and Moony), a bearded dragon (Jorgen), a 100 lb. tortoise (Tom), misc. fish and an outstanding warrant for operating an unlicensed zoo.

 

Ryan’s favorite food is Jambalaya, and he also has a brother.

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Sign:  Gemini

Sex:  When Tiffany drinks wine

Earliest memory:  Bob yelling at the TV while watching Nebraska football

NASA Astronaut application:  Pending

Likes the movie Pitch Perfect and isn’t afraid to admit it:  Yes​​

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Spouse/Partner:  Tiffany Reese

Children:  Autumn Reese, Penny Reese