About Me​

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My brother told me I was found on a fence post, likely dropped off by a crow and not the usual stork.  I was found in Aurora, Colorado in March sometime in the 1900’s. 

I was really good at directions because the mountains were in the west, but once I forged my way out of the state it was game over.  I wandered around Springfield, MO which is where Bass Pro was founded and cashew chicken (I already see the old guys shaking their heads but look it up because I am correct).  For a few years I slung some drinks and found my calling was not in Missouri/misery.  Next up was Texas, which I excelled at the human psyche.  I managed to find one of the hardest careers for a female to excel in (by means of hard work and not the other way), medical sales - worse yet, SPINE.  Luckily having only grown up with all you boys I was more than prepared.  I work at one of the busiest trauma hospitals in Texas helping put people back together.  It is one of the most rewarding experiences, and exhausting. 

I have a cute dog named Elway Davis (after John Elway and Terrell Davis).  We are die hard Bronco’s fans. 

Someday I hope to get back to my home where directions are easier.  Oh, and to meet John Elway, Payton Manning, Terrell Davis, and Von Miller.