About Me​

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Autumn emerged screaming into the world, enraged at being disturbed and more than a little indignant at the lack of ceremony to celebrate her arrival. She soon learned to channel this discontent into a focused campaign of wit and charm, wrapping both her father and grandfather around her little finger. Sadly, this is a trend that persists today.

 

Autumn is a diligent student who continues to record straight A’s despite more and more of her time being dedicated to extracurricular activities. She is involved in the broadcast media program in her high school, is an athletic trainer for the school’s wrestling and football teams, has a very active social life, AND DOESN’T SPEND NEARLY ENOUGH TIME WITH HER FATHER. The cat’s in the cradle, Autumn.

 

Although only a sophomore, Autumn has plans on attending the University of Texas to pursue a career in broadcast journalism. Lord knows what she will actually end up doing, but as long as she doesn’t end up in jail we’ll all be proud of her.

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Sign: Pisces

Earliest memory: probably her Dad being super handsome and doing something manly

Weird fact: eats sour cream on EVERYTHING

Interests: Boys, social media, boys, athletic pursue a training, boys, the migratory patterns of the red breasted swallow, boys

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